The Weird Times of Blubbles and Murron

[Blubbles]

ALL RIGHT.
Since me and Murron have a habit of spamming random boards, we made a board specially for us to spam talk in. Hehe.

Okay, yes I do hate spam. But really it's Cbox spam, pointless more-then-one-post spam and in-character spam.

Anyway.

Here I shall first copy and post random conversations that happened on other threads!

[Blubbles]

This one started under "Murron's Suggestions". I ended up deleting the posts because it got a little too crazy.


MURRON
Um....
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaseeeee?
With a cherry on top?
Yeah I'm kidding, since I haven't really DONE anything to deserve admin abilities.

Okay, just makin' sure.
If you want, I can help. XD
Seriously, don't let me help, I suck with them.

BLUBBLES
Ahem.
Annnnnnd?
*crackles 'cause whenever I do this irl people always get sooo confused*
Dun worry, you will get admins. : D
Once I can get my lazy ass to bother giving you some. x)

Lol. Its more like something I should do on my own anyways. xD
But thanks for the offer~

MURRON
And a ferret?
Only put me as an admin if you think I'll be any use.

Man, hope you create it soon.
Sooo wanna make my guy who's always like "YO ASS IS GRASS AND I'M THE LAWNMOWER VROOM VROOM!"
And his Kricketune, too.


BLUBBLES
.... SURE.
'Coarse you'll be of use. :3


Lol. Well, just remember, they get their pokeman once they finish the test, but I'll work on the character thing once I get my computer back. x0
*has to use a different computer for now*

MURRON
Yay I'll be of use!

I know, I know, Blubs.
Hm, maybe he'll be like Wilun only a bit more evil and be a double-crosser.
How come you gotta use a different computer?

BLUBBLES
:3

Oooh that sounds neat. : )
I gotta use a different one 'cause, *coughs and starts the long stories again*

Okay, remember how my mom is a baby sitter?
Well she got a new kid 'cause one of them is leaving after the summer (I think...),
and they needed a place to sleep. And of COARSE the last room available was mine. >:0
GAWD DO YOU KNOW HOW FREAKING ANNOYING IT IS TO HAVE SOME KID SLEEP IN YER BED?

Rrrrrr. >:[ *punches pillow*

So... yeah. Gotta wait till nap-time is over. Dx
Maybe... Around one more hour?

MURRON
Let's hope he isn't a bed-wetter. o.O
I sowwy.

BLUBBLES
Its a she. xD
And she's not IN the covers, just overtop.
AND I MADE SURE THERE WAS A BLANKET NOT MINE UNDERNEATH HER.
AND A DIFFERENT PILLOW.

But yeah, it's all right.
I've had to do this for over 12 years of my life already. >:[
AND I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER! *sobs*

Anyway we're kinda spamming the thread. Haha.

MURRON

Oh. XD
I'm horrible with genders!
OKAY GOOD GOOD.

So sowwy for you!

Yeah, we're spammmming.

BLUBBLES
Don't worry. xD

YESH YOU SHOULD BE. ;-;

We totally are. But spamming boards like this is funnnn.
Its only stuff like the Cbox I really hate to be spammed.

MURRON
Okay, I won't. :3

I AMMMMM.
I SHALL APOLOGIZE TO THE WORLD FOR YOUUUUU.

Spamspamspammityspam.
So long's we don't get money per post.

BLUBBLES
YAYYYYYYYYYYY!

Spammy spammy SPAMMYYYYYYYYYYY.
Nah we don't get money per post.
Though I was thinking of adding that... Then I was like, "Meh. What would we even use it for?"

MURRON
There's really nothing.
You could buy Pokemon, but we're only allowed one.
Um, yeah, nothing.
...
Clothes? +brick'd+

BLUBBLES
Yeah, only one. x)
Clothes FOR the pokemon.
Lol. Nahhhh. x3
Nothing to buy, so no money thing will be put up.

MURRON
Maybe the money can be used as a fund to get rid of the moustache on female Kricketune?

BLUBBLES
Totally.
BECAUSE THAT SHOULD NOT BE.
*takes a razor and shaves the moustache off of a female Kricketune*
THIS IS HOW SHE SHOULD LOOK.

MURRON
O.o
I think it's actually part of its skin...
IT'S BLEEDING NO YOU'RE A HORRIBLE DOCTOR.

BLUBBLES
:0
*goes back in time where I did not shave it off*
:3

MURRON
Phew!
In its Pokedex entries, actually, it says that it clacks it together.

BLUBBLES
Really?
WTF?
That is messed. I'm sorry, but it is.

MURRON
Yeah, it helps produce music.
WHICH IS SILLY.

BLUBBLES
Retarded.
Making music with a moustache?
WTF!?
JEEZ THEY'RE CRICKETS. THEY CAN USE THEIR ARMS.

[Blubbles]

Okay this one was from under "Say "Hello Admin!"
Its started getting a little spammy, so I deleted some of the posts. x3



BLUBBLES
*huggles*

GASP. :0 BEWARE OF THE MURROOOOON.

Yup. Is a real word. Thats why I said it works. : D

... I dun like babies, but I dun want them to diiiie. ;-;
AT LEAST I DUN SPEAK WAPANESE.
Thats A plus.
Hehe... Sounds like I mean A+.

Stop being doormattttt.
STAND UP TO DA MAN.
*howls*

Ugh. Lazy. xD

MURRON
+huggles back+

BEWARE OF ME.
I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL.

I feel stupid now. XD

DUN SPEAK WAPANESE OR FWENCH.
THE BABIESSS.
And who knows it might be baby KITTENS.
TT^TT
Yeah it does sound like you mean A+.

+is doormat+
YOU MEAN TO DA WOMEN.
DA WOMEN, DEY BEATS ME SO.
+whimpers+

Yup, lazy.
I am lazy lazy lazy.

BLUBBLES
Dun eat meeeee. ;-;
I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE.
OR BE EATEN BY A CANNIBAL.

BUT I LIEK FWENCH.
And I wanna learn Wapanesssseeee.
KITTENS! D':

DA WOMAN BE A MAN PRETENDING TO BE WOMAN.
WELL STOP EEETT.
Just ignore and walk away?

Shaaaame.
Even though I bez lazy tooz. : D

MURRON
NO I'LL JUST EAT YER SOUL.
NOT YER BODY.

Fwench is different from French, and Wapanese is different from Japanese.
Fwench and Wapanese is the usage of words such as 'kawaii' and 'desu-chibi' or whatever in everyday speech without knowing what it really means.

DA MAN PRETENDING TO BE DA WOMEN BEATS ME SO.
And if I walk away they shove me. XD

Shaaaaaaame.
We must wear the cone of shame.

BLUBBLES
OOOOOH. :0

TRUE. But still. xD

Well they be bitchez.
YOU DUN HIT (or shove in this case) A GIRL.

*sigh* We must...
*puts on the cone.* :<

MURRON
Still, still.

They be bitches yeah, but they ARE girls.
In this case they can shove me.

+puts on the cone too+
Murron does not like the cone of shame.

BLUBBLES

I know it sounds retarded to say and maybe do, but tell a teacher/principle or somethin'?

Blubbles does not like the cone of shame either. It makes her feel like a naughty pioneer kid at school.
*takes off hat and throws it into a time machine sending the hat into the pioneer days*

MURRON
They don't actually physically hurt me, just yell at me a little.
Eet's fiiiiine.
Yer right, I gotta stop being a doormat, that's why they bully me.
And no it does not sound retarded!
I'm going to another school anyways, so I should be able to improve there~.
I just hope they don't have relatives...

+tries to take off the cone of shame+
Nooooo.
I think I put on the cone of shame from Up.
Nooooooooo.

BLUBBLES
Well I guess thats a plus I guess.
But at least you won't see dem no morrrre. :3
REINVENT! Don't let people "walk all over you" there.
BE A MAAAAN. *shot*
I mean woMAAAAAN.

Oh gawd.
*tries to pull of Murron's head* *stay's on*
Damn. :0
*uses hedge cutters and cutes off the cone part of it*

MURRON
YOU MEAN WOMMON.
A PERSUN OF THE FEMININE PERSUASION.
YOU POLITICALLY INCORRECT BASTARD.

OH GOD I'M CHOKING NO YOU CUT OFF SOME OF MY NEW HAIR THAT'S FINALLY GROWING BACK.
+sobs in corner+

BLUBBLES
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SAID ZAT! D':
*also sobs in corner*

OH NOOOOOZ.
*uses magical "FAST GROWING HAIR" gel on Murron*
THAT SHOULD HELP. :0

MURRON
BUT IT'S TRUE. +is a meaniehead+

OH GOD NOOOO I GREW A BEARD WHY OH WHY WORLD ARE YOU SO CRUUUUEEELLLL.

BLUBBLES
;-;

D':
*gives Murron a shaver*
IT WAS ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE TOP OF YER HEADDD!

MURRON
+takes razor and shaves face+
IT'S GROWING BACK NOOO.
WHAT WAS IN THAT GEL.

BLUBBLES
OH GAWD I DUNNO.
*uses special gel to make the bread hair stop growing on Murron*
: D

I'm gonna have to delete these posts ya know. Haha.

MURRON
+is fixed+
Yer still a horrible doctor. XD

WUT.
NO.
THESE ARE CLASSIC.
LET'S JUST CREATE A THREAD FOR US TO CHAT IN.

BLUBBLES
I know I am. :3
AND I'M PROUD.

I know. But this is the Introduction board. Not the Random Chat.
Buuttt..... WE TOTALLY SHOULD.
*goes to make board*
Neeheehee~

[Murron]

Daaaaang we talked a lot in like one or two days. XD

[Blubbles]

I think it was mostly today, but yeah. xD

[Murron]

When I was on for my marathon computer runs while my mom yells that the computer's gonna shut down.
It hasn't for two days!
Yippee!

[Blubbles]

Yaaay!
Your computer is being a good little electronic! : D
My computer never shuts down... x3

Though my friend is always dissing it about "being slow". -____-
Its not slow. Gawd.

[Murron]

I KNOW.
Yesterday it was on ALL DAY and it wasn't even warm enough to fry an egg, which it usually is after half an hour.
Like, occasionally the clicky thingy mousey would disappear, which nearly gives me a heart attack (that's a sign that it'll shut down in a few seconds), but it DIDN'T.

Gawd.
Like, gawd, I can't, like, believe that, like. +prissy preppy voice+

[Blubbles]

YOUR COMPUTER LOVES YOU AGAIN. :'D

Ugh. Like, I know, right? Like, W.T.F., was she thinking? Gawd. Like, UGH. My computer is, like, fucking awesome. It's not, like, slow. Jeez.
*mimics voice*

[Murron]

I KNOW.
I'M WONDERING IF I WANT TO HAVE ITS BABIES IT'S BEING SO AWESOME.

Like, yeah.
It's like, oh em gee, how can she, like, say, like, that?
Like, gawd.

[Blubbles]

OH GAWD MURRON IS A COMPUTER MOLESTER.

I have, like, no effing idea. Like, gawd. Like, she's just, like, a bitch.
Gawd.
You don't, like, talk to me like that.

[Murron]

Noooo, it wants it.
There's a difference.


Yeah, like, you are too, like, cool for school, like.
She's, like, a total like bitch.
Like, oh em gee gee gee!
Like, scandalous!

[Blubbles]

Ohmaigawd.

Like, totally scandalous!

Okay just imagining the voices in my head is really annoying. Lol.

[Murron]

Same here. XD
Makes me want to stab it.

[Blubbles]

*stabs the posts with us acting like retards*
: D