Pokemon Black & Pokemon White

[Blubbles]

Meh. I dun mind. As long as it's like, a sentence long. xD
Don't want big paragraph convos goin' on IC.

[Blubbles]

BACK ON TOPIC:

O.M.G. *.*
Look at Serebii.
LOOK AT IT BITCHHHH!
I am so getting Tsutarja if those are the evos. ;-;

But Pokabu's evos look like some fucked up Greek God's or something.
The final evo for Mijumaru is just... really fucked. I'm sorry, it is.
HOW DO YOU GET THAT THING FROM AN OTTER!?
Sheesh.

Well they aren't even confirmed yet, so...

[Lark]

What the fuck did they do to Jesse and James. SERIOUSLY.

They slaughtered tradition in the worst ways possible. Pisses me off.

It also pisses me off that they're throwing legendaries in every other episode.

The only thing Pokemon's getting me watching for now is so I can torch their butts out of a window with criticism. XD

[Blubbles]

I know! The anime is so fucked up now. D':
Not even pokemon anymore!
Plus that whole legendary mess is stupid as well. Darkrai has been in two episodes now in the same seaon. Wtfffff?

I may not watch it, but this is sooooo dumb! Dx

[Lark]

I'll watch it when I can.

Then I'll flame it so bad it'll go hide in a box three sizes too small for the rest of its miserable life if it's what it's cracking up to be. SERIOUSLY.

Gonna have to work like slave dogs to get some praise outta me. Like some of my teachers will. XD

[Blubbles]

Lol. xD

If it's any worth watchin', tell me. I'll look fer it on YouTube. (Since they don'y play new pokemans episodes in Canada yet...)

*bitch slaps the pokemans people* They don't even have in-store events here! Only once! And that was for a stupid Rotom Keyyy! *mad* *shuts up*

[Lark]

Holyshittsujutaismystartertotally.

You're right, Blubs- Pokabu's evos do look like crapped up greek gods. XD Also, yes. How DO you get that out of an otter?

Honestly.

[Blubbles]

I knoooow. :3
I luv it's last evo! Snakes FTW!
Pokabu, I admit- was kind of cute. But now when you look at the evos... WTF!? D:<
Same with the water thing who's name I always forget. It was okay-ish-ly cute... (but it looked like a freaking clown) but the evo's (last, I mean) are screwed. :I

... Random, but I think Charmander and it's evos are my fav. xD
Charmander and Charizard are AWESOME. I love them. It's only Charmeleon I don't like as much.
Actually... I do like Cyndaquil and the evos too. ALL of them.

It's always fire type with meeee. :0

[Lark]

I like the otter's final evo a bit, although the fact that they likely just drew something and slapped it into the evo line irks me.

I do love what they did with the final evo of Tsutjata. I also love Cyndaquil and its evo line to bits. It's always been my favorite starter.... Though I don't have a game where you can start with Cyndaquil. XD Just platinum... Which gets boring after a while.

[Blubbles]

It's OKAY... but nothing too special to me. It's the snakey I loooove. :'D

Mmmm~? You can't start with Cyndaquil with Platinum. :0 The fire type for that game is Chimchar. Whom I really do not like. I'm only cool with Infernape. :I
But Platinum is my fav game. :'c Emerald is after that.

[Lark]

I said I don't have a game where you can start with cyndaquil. XD

I think I'll see if White is any good. White is s'posed to be more Rural, right? XP That's what I hath heard.

I'mma go beat the crap out of those digimon with a pigeon.

[Blubbles]

OOOH I thought you meant that as in, "I don't have a game where you can start with Cyndaquil other then Platinum." Heehee I feel dumb. xP *facepalm*

Ermmm... I dunno. D: I don't think so. But I'm going to get Black anyway. I want Reshiram. I like him/her better then Zekrom. Plus it's fireee. :K *turning into fire pokeman fan*

Lol. Epic.

[Lark]

They both have big fat asses and look wierd to me, so I guess it doesn't matter. XP

This whole thing es very confoozling.... I think I'll wait for someone to make a walkthrough on youtube before I buy.

[Blubbles]

True. True. x3
Reshiram's light's up red, Zekrom light's up blue.
Which colour, type, or whatever do you prefer?

I'll just buy it anyway. I don't care. xD
All I new is I want all ze pokemans gamesss. :K
For DS, at least... I don't have a GameBoy and all that.

[Lark]

HEY EVERYBODY GUESS WHAT?
I FOUND A SPRITE SHEET AND BOY DO I HAVE A SHITLOAD TO SAY ABOUT IT.

So, I will get this shitfest started and begin ruining these pokemon's self-esteems and boosting only a few. Here, you can help me. I will order them with numbers to start counting. I'll try to give you four evolution sets at a time, butt-winged monster in the front does not count. XD

I will go through all of these, you can add on you opinions, but I'll be doing this for a while. XD Also, can't wait to read these dex entries so I can see how many pokemon suck the life out of victims and leave only a dry and wrinkly husk. -.-

Warning: This will be extremely long as there are about 150 pokemon on that freaking sprite sheet. There will be a lot of emotional maiming and/or physical maiming inflicted on these pokemon. Some praise will be rewarded. There will be cursing involved.

#000: Butt-winged monstrosity. Sure, its cute, but there are far too many cute pokemon in this generation. I like it, but TOO MUCH CUTE is equivilant to TOO MUCH CHOCOLATE which equals VOMIT.

#001: Grass Starter. Looks like a stuck up little rich kid that likes to tear down everyone's feelings. Treecko and something else fused together. NOT A SNAKE.

#002: A little better... The sprite looks a lot cooler. Better than the beta art by far. =3 STILL NOT A SNAKE.

#003: Okay, I liked it. I liked it a lot. But guess what? IT PISSES ME OFF. Why? That think is not a sprite. Its too big for my liking. But eh, is beautiful.

#004: The only starter that looks happy. Spoink and turtwig smashed together. D<

#005: Oh my god wrestler pig.

#006: WHAT THE SHIT? It looks like a messed up Greek god. Macho-man cooking cauldron god of -insert stupid pun that I can't think of HERE-

#007: It. Looks. RETARDED. That is so a piplup remake.

#008: Awesome sauce. If only it had lighter coloring...

#009: What the holy halabaloo how do you get that out of an otter. HOW. HOW I SAY. It does look cool, however.

#010: THAT. Is a reposed bidoof that doesn't look as mentally unstable/retarded. Nuff said.

#011: A bibarel on a diet that actually has a tail AND bothered to take a bath.

#012: Too much fluffy and too much frackin cuteness. BARF. Looks kind of like an eevee with short ears and a fuzzy face.

#013: Well, its kind of obvious here. What does this remind you of?

#014: Oh my gawd its a fat dog. DX THIS THING NEEDS TO SHAVE. NAOW. TOO MUCH FUR NINTENDO, TOO MUCH FUR.

#015: The most beautiful little cat pokemon they've got so far. SCORE ONE FOR B&W.

#016: Aw, I like it. Ya for pretty kitties! NOW WHERE'S MY EPIC DRAGON. D<

#017: Broccoli monkey. Ohmygawd.

#018: IT HAS AN EVO THAT'S A GREEN VERSION OF INFERNAPE HAGSFARGLE.

#019: Broccoli monkey is not alone... This stupid thing looks like an egotistical bitch with an Elvis hairdo. D<

#020: Look at the eyes. LOOK AT THEM. Anyway, it has a belly and I'm already sick of monkey pokemon.

#021: Hey, its a happy blue terd with an atomic bomb going off on its head.

#022: Dude that is just creepy. D: Its like these monkies are trying to be human.

#023: I must go on. This is too fun. ANYWAY. YAY MUNNA! *hugs it*

#024: The evo I'm not a fan of. It looks like an easter egg that's got smoke (questionable substance?) pouring out of it.

#025: AWWWW LOOK AT THE WITTLE BOIDY. I LUV EET.

#026: Okay. Skinny staravia with PINK on it. WTF.

#027: GAAAAH TOO MUCH PINK. IT BUUURRNNNSSS.

#028: Zebra looks.. Neat. BUT. The do needs shading. Seriously. And the bunny tail.

#029: ZEBRA EVO FTW I think it looks cool. Ish.

#030: Oh gawd. DX I know what one of my classmates would say about that. I'll just say it looks like a seed, not a rock, if those other two are supposed to be it's evo line.

#031: WTF warped crab made out of stone. I do not understand.

#032: So its not another nosepass evo? Well, it still sucks. i can not wrap my head around that one.

#033: Okay. So, its a puffball. With bat wings. And a pig nose. Said pig nose has some kind of heart on it-

#034: OH GAWD WHAT THE ALMIGHTY ELEPHANT WASTE IS THAT THING? Its scaaaarrryyyyy. *hides behind Blubs*

#035: The eyes stare into your soooouuullllll.

#036: Oh my god I thought this was supposed to be a children's game. D: LOOK AT THE FACE. Look closely. And you shall see the demented forces that lurk on it.

#037: HOSHIT ITS SUPPOSED TO BE CUTE AND PINK TOO MUCH CUTE = VOMIT BLARGH DX

#038: I cannot ignore the evil look on that thing's face. What IS it, anyway? And why does it have wood? Since when to pokemon have background items in their sprites that really aren't that neccesary?

#039: Okay, that is just disproportianate and wrong.

#040: That is another scary face. What the hell are these? Seriously? Its either something you can identify immediately or something you can't tell what the fuck it is at all with this generation.

Okay, that concludes my rant for the day. I will continue in my next post.